I know what you’re thinking. You think that just because I’m now VERY famous, and probably have more money than him, that I’m about to tell you that I’ve wooed Angelina Jolie away from Brad Pitt?
Well, no, you are wrong. (although obviously I could) But what I am going to tell you is that the two of them walked down my little street the other day, and didn’t even pop-in to say hello. The only reason I know this is 1. My next door neighbour told me and 2. It